"I'm gonna cut you" -- a tribute
For those not up to date on Amie's current friendship traumas, I recommend a lengthy conversation. In the meantime, I offer a brief, yet informative, clarification of the shiv.
This is Shiva. Shiva does not cut people in the shower, in the streets, or in jail.
In a completely different categorization, this is a fancy shiv. It's basically a cheap knife that someone had to wittle.
Now you know the difference.
posted by Earl the Girl @ 11:09 PM
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5 Comments:
Wait, isn't there a difference between shivs and knives? I thought shivs were solely used for stabbing while knives (in all their luxurious wonder) can slash AND stab. Clearly Amie's story involved a knife, and not a shiv. Hm, I'll go consult "Oz" on the matter.
LOL! Oh Calista, you make even the craziest of events hilarious. As to the weapon of choice, I must profess ignorance. Clearly some level of slashing would have to be involved as a fairly large area was going to be cut. I guess it could be done with multiple stabbings, but that would be kind of sadistic.
hahaha
i know it isn't really funny
but still
i can't stop laughing.
"amie, i'm going to cut you, from head to..."
yeah, still funny
It is only now occuring to me how inappropriate this blog may have been for a joke. Apologies...
Nope, no apologies needed. Laughter truly is the best form of death threat trauma therapy. ;)
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