Abandoned
Damn you Anna. She quit on me while I was in the middle of 8th street. Literally. Middle lane. I didn't even have enough momentum to get into the right lane, let alone a parking lot. So I sat there until some kindly folk helped me boot 'er into the A & W parking lot. Before that I had been laughing like a maniac every time a car almost hit Anna (when she was still stuck in the middle of the bloody street). Not because I thought it was especially funny, but because it seemed so ridiculously cliche. Apparently a girl threw up in line at the bookstore today, during the rush. I felt like that girl.
RIP Anna.
posted by Earl the Girl @ 10:26 PM
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Ok, just to clarify, is Anna actually dead, or has she just gone in for repairs? Maybe it's the thought of being parted from you and Dakota Fanning that has broken her poor, Bible-camp loving heart. I can only hope that Anna and Tercie will be reunited for a visit soon. Btw, did I tell you that Tercie recently eloped? Yes, that's right, Tercie and Rocky, no longer content to "live in sin," ran off together one evening for a sunset wedding on the beach. No signs of procreation so far, but you never know with those crazy kids.
She's not technically dead so much as my Dad refuses to take her in, and is now spitefully driving it to prove that she's still fine. After it left me stranded on 8th street, he drove it to Moon Lake the next day. I'm not sure that that's the best testing method that I could think of, but I'm crazy like that. Anyway, he's been driving Anna around all week and she hasn't stopped dead again, so I may just suck it up and try to drive her again. Of course, the only times I drive her now would be when it rains, and god knows that there's nothing better than getting stranded on a rainy day 5 minutes before work. Yeah... well, I'm not paying for the repairs, so I guess that's where it's left :)
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